im such an emo fag like why do i have to be such a faggot?
Thanks death, I will!
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
its been so difficult dealing with the fact that i dont have my bestfriend anymore. im trying to understand but i still cant face it.
Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit